Q:Shakespeare was queer? I thought he only had affairs with ladies. What dudes did he get it on with?
OH U SWEET SUMMER CHILD
so remember those sonnets, you know, about one hundred and twenty-six of them, the whole thing about “shall i compare thee to a summer’s day”
written to a hot male earl, dude
in 1640 some asshole named john literally had to change all the pronouns in those 126 sonnets because they were super fuckin queer and he was not comfy with how super fuckin queer they were
also, like, casual elizabethan bisexuality? christopher “they who love not tobacco and boys are fools” marlowe? the venetian “tit bridge”, where prostitutes were commanded by official decree to stand around topless to entice men who were bangin’ too many dudes, because there were so many gay men it was becoming a legitimate social problem?
welcome to the wonderful world of “literally everyone in the past was queer”, friend, enjoy your stay
fun US election thoughts instead of anxiety inducing and potentially depressing ones:
Cas as the overtired campaign manager of Sam Winchester who on the campaign trail ends up making friends with the candidate’s brother, Dean (a friendship tentative and tension filled at first, then very tension filled as Cas maybe fell a little bit in love with him). after a tense wait on election night at party headquarters, the news finally comes in: they won. in a sweeping thrill of ecstatic relief, seeing the wide and proud smile of Dean Winchester for his baby brother’s success, Cas grabs him by the button-adorned lapels of his suit jacket, and kisses him.
and maybe with flushed lips and surprised eyes Dean asks what that was for, and Cas, with adrenaline still flowing through him, has no answer but to ask if he can do it again. Dean beats him there, smiling into his kiss, and says after they finally pull away, “so you were right. good things do happen after all.”
Peterick AU Picspams; 2/??
"Patrick is a solo artist who’s sunk his heart and soul into a second album that’s failing to chart. Obviously what he needs to bump up sales and dirty up his nice guy image is a sex scandal. His music label hire amateur porn star and aspiring poet Pete to pose as Patrick’s boyfriend and together they make one intimate video destined for infamy on the internet.
Patrick falling for Pete isn’t part of the plan.”
Aeryn and Pilot are such kindred spirits it hurts and I’m gonna cry.